Smarter Sheep

This is the first post in a new series I’m calling “Email from the Trenches”. Every week I get emails through the church website that are left by church email spammers. Some of them are intelligent… but many are not. In the last few months, I have received over 300 of these messages. They are not your typical spam though, each one had to take the time to fill out our website form and actually paste their message in before sending it. I don’t want to discount the many legitimate and touching emails that are left by other genuine people, but the spammers are worth having a little fun and some conversation over.

Let me just start this whole series off with the subject of the Email from the Trenches #1. The subject was simply titled “Alien Demonic Forces” … I knew right away this one was going to superceed a previous favorite that had to do with youth camp fundraising by selling Ladies Corsets.